The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers “The wife did it”.A man stood outside his house after a bitter divorce and noticed a crate of beer bottles. He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”. He smashed the second bottle “You are the reason I don’t have children”. He smashed the third bottle “You are the reason I don’t have a job”. When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still SEALED and filled with beer. He said to the bottle “YOU STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU WERE NOT INVOLVED”.An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself “Oh God, I’m fucked”. Suddenly there is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out “No, you are not fucked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you”. So the explorer picks up. So far the place looks to be devoid of life until now. Two guards are standing and talking a few meters to the left of the junction. There is no way for both of them to sneak past without either man noticing them and then asking unnecessary questions.Natalya turns to Spencer and whispers her intentions. “I’ll go and take care of the guards. You head down the right until you reach the next junction.”Spencer nods. Natalya rounds the corner, leaving Spencer behnd. “Chto prodoyazhuyetsya edyes? Pochyemu? V dva poyaozheniya vokrug?” she asks in a commanding tone. “What’s going on here? Why are you two standing around?”“Mdbo...” one of the guards begins to say. “We are abo...” Spencer has taken the opportunity to slip down the hall opposite when the soldier notices him. “Ostanovites!” he yells. “Halt!”Spencer doesn’t look back. Instead he runs harder, hoping in case shots are fired, he will not be on the receiving end. Neither guard gets that far. Natalya is in motion just before either.
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